Greeting Cards
TWO OF MY BEST BALLS
FRONT: "I hit two of my best balls last week."
INSIDE: "I stepped on a rake"
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TO GOLF OR TO FISH
FRONT: "A golfer has one major advantage over a fisherman"
INSIDE: He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story"
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THE NEW WOOD
FRONT: I found a new wood that has drastically lowered my score"
INSIDE: "It's called a pencil"
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GOLF AND SEX
FRONT: "What do golf and sex have in common"
INSIDE: "They're two things you can enjoy even you're bad at both of them"
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A NICE QUIET WALK
FRONT: "Golf"
INSIDE: "The best way to ruin a nice, quiet walk"
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4-LETTER WORDS
FRONT: "Do you know why they chose the name GOLF"
INSIDE: "All of the other 4-letter words were already taken"
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Happy Birthday
FRONT: "Happy Birthday"
INSIDE: "You were obviously having trouble growing your own...so, you're welcome"
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Rhyming
FRONT: "1 ball, two balls, 3 balls a flyin'"
INSIDE: "Your golf game sucks as much as my rhymin"
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